"The Black Omen sparkles in the sun..."

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Alanis Morissette - Ironic (versión acústica)

An old man
Turned ninety-eight;
He won the lottery,
And died the next day.
It's a black fly
In your Chardonnay;
It's a death row pardon,
Two minutes too late.
And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?

It's like rain, on your wedding day;
It's a free ride, when you've already paid;
It's the good advice, that you just didn't take...
And who would've thought? It figures...

Mr. Play-It-Safe
Was afraid to fly:
He packed his suitcase
And kissed his kids goodbye.
He waited his whole damn life
To take that flight;
And as the plane crashed down, he thought:
"Well, isn't this nice"?
And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?

It's like rain, on your wedding day;
It's a free ride, when you've already paid;
It's the good advice, that you just didn't take...
And who would've thought? It figures...

Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you,
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right...
And, life has a funny way of helping you out,
When you think everything's gone wrong,
And everything blows up in your face...

A traffic jam
When you're already late;
A no-smoking sign
On your cigarette break;
It's like ten thousand spoons
When all you need is a knife;
It's meeting the man of my dreams,
And then meeting his beautiful husband.
And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?
A little too ironic...?
Yeah, I really do think..

It's like rain, on your wedding day;
It's a free ride, when you've already paid;
It's the good advice, that you just didn't take...
And who would've thought?
It figures...

... Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you...
... And life has a funny, funny way, of helping you out...
... Helping you out...

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